
What about a playground for adults? What would be in it? I would not recommend you to google search “adult playground” because for obvious reasons you will get a fair amount of “adult” clubs or websites… unless thats your thing *wink wink*. Dig deeper, for science! My “adult playground” would be very similar to one for children. It would be one part social and one part physical.
Social
There would be a bar. Sorry, I’m a grown up and enjoy a drink or two (or six) to help me loosen up. Various locations for making pleasant conversation with new-found-best-friends-forever (NFBFF) would be scattered all around, because hey– you gotta be able to chat or whats the point? While the focus of this place is as much about “connecting” and having fun, the emphasis on “disconnecting” is an important aspect as well, so that means no cellphones or internet. Live music and wicked Disc Jockeys are a must spread throughout.
*sidenote* while boring people do exist — we could have a class prior to entering so can improve their conversation. Think of it as kind of like Toastmasters: Adult Playground Edition.
Social
There would be a bar. Sorry, I’m a grown up and enjoy a drink or two (or six) to help me loosen up. Various locations for making pleasant conversation with new-found-best-friends-forever (NFBFF) would be scattered all around, because hey– you gotta be able to chat or whats the point? While the focus of this place is as much about “connecting” and having fun, the emphasis on “disconnecting” is an important aspect as well, so that means no cellphones or internet. Live music and wicked Disc Jockeys are a must spread throughout.
*sidenote* while boring people do exist — we could have a class prior to entering so they can improve their conversation. Think of it as kind of like Toastmasters: Adult Playground Edition.
Better think of somewhere quick to hide, she is going to open her eyes in 3…2…1..
Physical
There would be a giant bed and bouncy castle, key word here being GIANT. There are going to be lots of people horsing (is that the right word?) around.. umm so it has to be massive and durable. There should be swings, monkey bars, and harnesses (so people climb really really high and be safe.. duh). Also in this magical place we could have a pool with infinite sunshine as well as the perfect hot tub. People will need places to dry off so I’m guessing a nice grassy lawn would be good. One more thing, there are no cars and bikes are situated all over the places.
So is a Playground for Adults really a resort? I’m reading this and it sounds like a resort. But resorts are so lame or expensive. Can you really go to a “nice” resort without paying a bomb? No, Sandals doesn’t count. You get what you pay for right? I suppose. Why not make a resort in the city. I’m not talking a Day Spa… Lets make it happen people. Resorts downtown for 20–30 somethings to hangout, drink, relax, sunshine.. all in one place. That still sounds an awful like a resort. fuck.
Check out this very hip band, Local Natives, I’m sure you hear about them lots this summer! Seriously, they are fucking amazing.
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